BOULDER, Colo. — Singer Lily Allen is now a jewelry designer.And by jewelry, I mean Cracker Jack prizes.
And by designer, I mean not even close.
Her collection includes coin-sized smiley faces, flowers, fruit and animals that appear to have been sloppily lacquered on cheap gold.
Save some money and screw around with that arm-claw game thing at Dave & Busters. Although flushing a $20 is arguably more useful, the game is, at best, amusing. Plus a knock-off stuffed Snoopy may come barreling down the chute.
See, everybody wins.
Spellings need a ref
Cue lights. Cue the sullen symphony. Nelson Mandela crosses stage left to present Candy Spelling with the Nobel Peace Prize.
For all the reality show personalities, please remember that real life doesn’t get edited to make things better or worse or get better ratings. You’re responsible for what you do. Life isn’t just a show. And your families can’t just be props. Make your own season finale without creating conflicts you will regret later.”
And that’s just a snippet out of Candy’s open letter ridiculing her “middle-aged” reality show star daughter, Tori Spelling.
In the letter, she called her grandchildren “reality show props” and insinuated that Tori is — pretty much — a spoiled brat.
Dear Candy Spelling, stop pulling tricks out of my book. I invented Internet fighting.
And note to self: Try Tweeting next time. Then you and Tori can, like, totally have a Tweet-off.
OMG.
Gosselin’s new BFF
Jon Gosselin said he doesn’t want to have to explain photos to his kids (or ex) when they Google him.
Oh, Jon. Dearest Jon.
Perhaps this concern would have encountered more appropriate timing before the exploitation of said small children for monetary gain.
But not so fast critics! Everything is going to be just fine. Gosselin has taken on a mentor and advisor in the top specialist on dating, family life and childcare: the Michael Lohan.
Lindsay’s dad already has friends and family speaking out on the matter, a source said: “It’s embarrassing, he’s embarrassing.”
Easy there. It’s when he pairs the tapered-leg mom jeans with loafers. That, good people, is when the line has been crossed.
Winehouse acquitted
Amy Winehouse was acquitted Friday for allegedly hitting a fan who had asked for a picture in the eye. The singer told the London court she was too short to have punched the fan.
Those lanky arms are actually only three inches long. They just appear extended because tabloid cameras add an extra two-and-a-half feet to the upper limbs.
It’s true.
Jessica Simpson on red alert
Tony Romo posted the following message for ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson on his security gate
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